They Still Make You?

1-Holy Lord do they really make people as ignorant as you? Did you just use the words “My black friend” in a sentence? Did you just say something negative about Asian people (not that you would ever say Asian. You said “China People” if I remember correctly). Not only did you say something negative, but you said it to a dude whose wife is Asian!

2-Did you really just mention something about your cock in front of one of the oldest women in the office? Hell, did you really just mention something about your cock in front of one of the oldest women in existence? Does it not strike you as odd that not a single one of your antics is actually taken seriously because of how much joy you get out of making people uncomfortable?

3-Okay okay okay, I know you just interrupted me because you want to get this over quickly. So do you know what I am going to do? I’m going to smile and make sure you hear my smiling voice over the phone while you complain to me for fucking up your file. After your done ranting to me for far too long I am going to fill you in that had you not interrupted me, I would have told you that you’ve called the wrong damn department, and I never worked on this file.

4-For the love of all is good and holy in the world, please stop looking and staring at my food every time you pass by it. Its not that this bothers me because it doesn’t, but last time I checked you are in your 40’s and you crunch your nose and make a funny face every single time you decide that this food is icky. Wow.

5-I know that it is important to have a positive view of ones self. I know that obesity is not something to treat in a rude manner, I have to say this as nicely as possible. You are a good 600 pounds, and you don’t need to be wearing the worlds smallest jean jacket.

Fuck this I’m out…